I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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