Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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