i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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