i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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