Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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