i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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