In the future we'll all be gay
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Please don't give away my fajitas
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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