My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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