He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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