so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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