What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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