yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
