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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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