I cockslap morals
He kissed a someone with a penis
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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