Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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