I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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