are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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