your room smells of hookers.
And success
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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