He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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