So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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