I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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