Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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