I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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