you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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