So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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