Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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