____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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