I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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