So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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