I just saw a hot homeless man
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
A bitchslap is in order.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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