I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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