If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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