even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
last night I used snow as a chaser
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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