If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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