drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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