I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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