lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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