The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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