You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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