3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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