At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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