I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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