just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she smelled like a LAN party
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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