I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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