i would punch a child for taco bell
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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