His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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