She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
