i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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