Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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