So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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