dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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