I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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