Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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