i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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